Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, " NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
- And remember, behind every successful woman, is a girlfriend on the other end of the 'phone.
Now, pardon me while I vanish to Venice!
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